Jarred Martin, culinary junior from Vidalia, moved to Thibodaux to get a degree in culinary because he said it was the only thing he “doesn’t suck at.”

When he is not in school, Martin is usually playing Call of Duty: Black Ops or hanging out with friends. He always makes jokes and has ambition to fulfill his culinary degree. His favorite dish to cook is pizza.

“I like making pizza because I like to cook what I eat, and pizza is my fave,” Martin said.

If he could, Martin said he would move out of Louisiana and live anywhere near a beach.

“I want to go somewhere with a legit beach, not the gulf. Somewhere with an ocean,” Martin said.

Q: If you could drive a sports car, which one would you drive?

A: Nissan 370Z. I like the way they look.

Q: If you could have a superhero power, what would it be?

A: It would be to fly because I hate traveling, and I’d like to get to places quicker.

Q: Would you rather be a shiny vampire or a smelly werewolf?

A: A smelly werewolf. When you think of werewolf, you think of something like street gang. Vampire is a little too femme for me.

Q: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

A: Nicholls State University (laughs).

Q: What is your favorite song of all time?

A: “Make it Rain” by Fat Joe. I like it because it’s catchy.

Q: What is your favorite book to read?

A: I don’t really read. The most I’ve ever read is “The Outsider” Cliff Notes, and those were pretty good.

Q: If you started a band, what would you name it, and what instrument would you play?

A: “Ethiopic War” would be the name, and I would definitely play the key-tar.

Q: What is your favorite movie and why?

A: My favorite movie would probably be the Facebook movie, “The Social Network” because Mark Zuckerberg is a douchebag, and I can relate to him.

Q: If you had to watch one TV show for the rest of your life, what would it be?

A: “How I Met Your Mother.”

Q: If you died tomorrow, what would be one thing you regret not doing from your bucket list?

A: I would have liked to see how many Baconators I could eat from Wendy’s.

Q: What is your favorite video game of all time?

A: Gears of War for Xbox 360.

Q: What would you do with a billion dollars?

A: I would definitely rent an island for like a month and just bring everyone I know and party. The leftover money would go toward the food and alcohol tab. I’d get to share my wealth.