I think the newness of the semester has definitely worn off, and my biggest issue is boredom. I’m tired of going to the same classes everyday, having the same kind of homework and doing the same things over and over.

I should start an anti-boredom club at Nicholls. As president, my first ruling would be to declare a dress-like-someone-you-know day.

The idea might sound a little mundane, but imagine the possibilities. It would really make me laugh to know that I’m secretly dressed like someone else the entire day, and they don’t even know about it.

My second declaration as ruler of the anti-boredom club would be to declare a campus-wide Pig Latin day.

Everything-hay ou-yay ay-say as-hay o-tay e-bay in-hay ig-pay atin-lay.

Imagine your teacher’s frustration when you keep on talking to them and they can’t even understand what you’re saying.

As a third way to prevent boredom, I would have a mandatory karaoke party. The catch is, the only people who can sing are teachers. And not just any teacher. Only those with a doctorate. You know. The stuffy ones who think they’re all that.

The karaoke party would be instated in their contract, and they have to participate in it once a year. If they didn’t sing at least two songs (chosen by students in their classes), their contract would not be renewed. See ya later.

My fourth and final contribution to stopping the progression of boredom at Nicholls would be to make all 7,000 students put themselves in alphabetical order.

No one can leave until the order is absolutely perfect. And the presiding officer over the entire event would be the traffic cop that stands on the intersection by Rouses right before Nicholls.

We all know how much he “helps” direct traffic.

Whatever the case, although I may never be president of an anti-boredom club at Nicholls, maybe someone else could start one and implement my ideas. I would really appreciate that.