To whom it may concern: If you are reading this letter, then you are too late. Get away from Nicholls as fast as you can! If you have the courage to stay here, then you must read on to understand me better.I’m writing this to inform you of the apocalypse that is set to begin on Oct. 25. Earlier today in Ellender Memorial Library, I discovered a letter tucked in the middle of a thesaurus. It was written by a company saying they’re going to release a campus-wide chemical that will cause the students to act a little.differently.
It seems as if the infected, called zombies, will be wearing bandanas on their heads, and the uninfected, or the humans, will be wearing a bandana on either their arms or legs. The humans can stun zombies with a sock. The stun, however, only lasts 15 minutes before the zombie is released to hunt once again.
The letter explained that we could also use a new weapon at this time of despair called a Nerf gun. The letter went on to say that only specified guns are allowed for shooting zombies; automatic weapons won’t work.
I’ve asked around about the outbreak, and I was informed that all buildings on campus will be available as safe houses to humans when zombies are about. Places like the Student Union, Peltier Hall and Powell Hall will protect you, but you can’t stay there forever!
I was also told that humans must accomplish missions in which they have to meet with a moderator at a rendezvous point. At that time, they have to show the moderator that they are a human by flashing their identification. To survive as human, one must complete at least two missions.
I’m terrified, to say the least, with the thought of this happen ing to our campus. Who would’ve thought our little “Harvard on the Bayou” would be involved with an infection of the undead?! Rest assured, I’m going to be slightly more protected, because I will have socks and my Nerf gun ready at all times.
My mind must be getting the best of me, because I think I just heard scratching on the door. I better speed up my writing before I run out of time.
Putting my worry aside, I must keep my cool and give you a little more information before the outbreak begins. Places like the wooded area next to the Student Union are off limits to the zombies. The walkway to the cafeteria is also restricted to the recent dead, but the platform in front of the cafeteria with the tables is not.
To get more information and to register to join either alliance, visit www.nsu.hvzsource.com.
Oh God, the outbreak has begun! The growling at my door has grown louder and I hear voices shouting.
“Braaaaaains!”
This is it for me, save yourself while you still can!
