Didier: To paraphrase Outkast, with all due respect to Big Boi and Andre 3000, “I’m sorry Ms. Jackson, those boobs aren’t real.”Marie: What do you mean they are not real? I am probably one of the only people who did not watch the big game, but I sure did hear about the “exposure” she gave the 85 million people who were watching.

He said: Of course they are not real. She is packing more silicone than an entire season of Baywatch.

She said: I guess you may have a point…but this was not just her fault. If I am not mistaken, Mr. Justin Timberlake had a little something to do with the action. I remember when they honored her on MTV Icon, and he openly said he thought she was hot. Getting a little too close now, weren’t they. I wonder what Britney had to say about that, and come to think of it, what about Cameron?

He said: The only thing Britney had to say was “I wonder who her publicist is?” After this stunt, no one will remember Britney sticking her tongue down Madonna’s throat. I find it interesting that both Janet and Britney pull off something controversial right before the release of their newest albums. Like the saying goes, there is no such thing as bad publicity.

She said: But Britney said it was just her gum. I think it was an accident and they really did not mean for it to happen.

He said: An accident! That was as choreographed as a Broadway musical. Who wears a pasty if they do not intend to expose their breast, except maybe me on a lonely Saturday night?
She said: Saturday night…I wonder if Saturday Night Live will make this a stunt on their next show…given that they promoted the Britney kiss and tried to get her and Halle Berry to kiss several times when she was hosting.

He said: What they should do is any time a female cast member goes to speak, they should rip the front of their shirts off.

She said: You really think it was planned? I think that there was a malfunction with the costumes if you will. You see, MTV is always trying to surprise people and this is just one of their surprises. Or, maybe Janet looks up to or idolizes Lil’ Kim and wanted her piece of the spotlight.

He said: I kept waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop up and tell her she had been “Punk’d.”

She said: I think Timberlake should go rock someone else’s body and concentrate on Cameron while singing his song.

He said: Whatever! Leave me alone. I want to go play with my iPod.